What I do want to talk about is ketchup packets.
Why are they so freaking small? Seriously, does anyone ever use just one? When you go through Grab 'n' Go at Nelson and ask for ketchup, you require more like fifteen packets to complement your lunch. Having tiny packs does not save space, because you just have to get more of them. It does not save time, because you just have to rip open that many more. If they were bigger, it would save on time and the material that they are made of. Plus, then I wouldn't have to write pointless blog posts about ketchup when America just elected its first African American president.
